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The Big Bang Theory

The Big Bang Theory. Quattro scienziati nerd (all’ultimo stadio) alle prese con la vicina di casa bionda e carina. Serie molto divertente e leggera, battute esilaranti. Particolarmente apprezzabile dai nerd maschi come me, che avranno modo di identificarsi fin troppo con i protagonisti. :-)

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“That woman is not going to have sex with you.”

“I’m not trying to have sex with her.”

“Good. Then you won’t be disappointed.”

“What makes you think she wouldn’t have sex with me? I’m a male and she’s a female.”

“Yes, but not of the same species.”

~ * ~

“I really think we should examine the chain of causality here.”

“Must we?”

“Event A) A beautiful woman stands naked in our shower. Event B) We drive halfway across town to retrieve a television set from the aforementioned woman’s ex-boyfriend. Query: on what plane of existence s there even a semi-rational link between these events?”

“She asked me to do her a favor, Sheldon.”

“Yes, well, that may be the proximal cause of our journey, but we both know it only exists in contradistinction to the higher level distal cause.”

“Which is?”

“You think with your penis.”

“That’s a biological impossibility.”

~ * ~

Lui: “See?”

Lei: “No.”

Lui: “Someone in Sichuan province, China, is using his computer to turn our lights on and off, via the internet.”

Lei: “Oh, that’s handy. There’s a question… Why?”

(Tutti e quattro in coro): “Because we can.”

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